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glazzzeee · 4 months ago
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HELP weird-ass dream
I had a dream where Jojo siwa was the singer of Limp bizkit
it was in a weird live show(?) and she was singing Turn it Up BItch but it was in 2001 apparently because there were other guests there and one of them was Corey fucking Taylor in his 2001 IOWA band attire
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every time Corey was acting or implying his sarcasm to the way she was singing or just to her generally, Fred would come up to him and shut him up with a kiss💀.
needless to say, my head was jumbling era's bc for example, why is Turn it Up BItch playing? but i think I know what inspired this dream;
just. YouTube vids i saw. The uncensored Ozzfest documentary(?) where 2001 era Corey was filmed and talked to, the new LB song that i have listened to-aka-Turn it Up BItch,, AND the 2003 MTV Icon featuring LB covering a Metallica song-just the whole live stage area which was at my dream yk?
idk why Jojo siwa was there.
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humanjeff · 1 year ago
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what even is the message here
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gildartsbf · 1 month ago
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Hi pressure community
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Sebastian deisgn by ppyrams twt/x
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buf309-art-binder · 7 months ago
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Random Post-reveal domestic shenanigan 🤡🤡
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jackalopescruff · 9 months ago
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wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone
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spacebubblehomebase · 2 months ago
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(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)
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Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-
Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.
Tied to this:
-Bubbly💙
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months ago
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Apparently Bruce's midlife crisis is him desperately grasping at the last threads of his youth by dressing up as his kids
He quits the next week when his head gets stuck in the Red Hood helmet
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mithrilhearts · 2 years ago
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THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)
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skyenish · 4 months ago
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[Insert funny joke]
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rabbithaver · 1 year ago
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i think Silver doesn't actually know how to drive in the sonic racing games. i think he's just using his telekinesis to move the car and making the car noises with his mouth
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feelo-fick · 4 months ago
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um ok cool thanks for letting me know .... why are you telling me this
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write-like-wright · 2 months ago
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everyone in dual destinies: prosecutor blackquill is a true master of psychology and suggestion. he can use your own mind against you and bend you to his will without you even realizing it. a truly twisted and conniving man. what a formidable foe.
prosecutor blackquill:
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psipaka · 4 months ago
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Forgot to post it here
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eggnogtoast · 5 months ago
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is this anything
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artshine-exe · 11 days ago
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The blind man who has seen the Horrors™ (Also: me, looking at my folder full of unposted Malevolent art, wondering where to start)
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i-guess-im-into-this-now · 6 months ago
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Mxtx plots
TGCF: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
MDZS: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
SVSSS: the male lead will lose his shit, kill everyone, and destroy reality as we know it if he doesn't receive... *checks notes* ...gay love.
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